Seahorses are bad: PEOPLE LIE

They are lying about everything. They want you to believe that seahorses aren’t gonna take over the world. But that’s not true. Of course seahorses are gonna take over the world. Everybody knows that.

So beware they seahorses. They look like this:

 

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If you see one of these, run!!!!

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I am Smart

Some people don’t understand this, but I AM SMART. I KNOW THE TRUTH. Your parents don’t. Your neighbors don’t. But I do.

So bookmark this page. What are you waiting for?

Dannyboyyy is AN IDIOT!!!!

Somebody named Dannybooyyyyy just told me I’m an idiot. But DANNYBOOYYYY IS AN IDIOT! HE CAN’T EVEN SPELL.

Dannybooyyyy is dumber than this:

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Yep. This twig is smarter than Dannyyyboooyyyy. Much smarter.

See, Danny Boy? You’re not as smart as a twig!!! Haha, I got you.

Everybody else. I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. YOUR FAMILY IS LYING. DANNYBOOYYY IS A LIAR.

YOU’VE BEEN LIED TO about dabbing

You may think that dabbing is fun and easy. But that’s wrong.

Dabbing is actually a secret signal. You dab, and you send a signal to evil seahorses. The sea horses see you dabbing, and they are one step closer to taking over the world. \

Your parents tell you that sea horse can’t hurt you. BUT SEA HORSES ALSO WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! They are evil, and they are planning to take over the world. You can’t dabe, or else you will let the seahorses take over the world.

Don’t even dab once. It is helping them.  If you see your friends dabbing, tell them not to dab. They are ignorant. If they say you are crazy, say they are crazy. BECAUSE THEY ARE. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND EVIL SEA HORSES!

I wish dabbing was never invented. but it was invented, so you have to stop it. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT DABBING MAKES EVIL SEA HORSES TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

DON’T EAT MUGS!!!!!

Whatever you do, DON’T EAT MUGS.

Why?

My cousin Jed ate  a mug once. He broke it and swallowed one of the pieces. Jed injured his throat. He had to go to the hospital for 6 months!

Some people tell you to eat mugs. I say, no way, Jose.

So whatever you do, don’t eat mugs.