You may think that dabbing is fun and easy. But that’s wrong.
Dabbing is actually a secret signal. You dab, and you send a signal to evil seahorses. The sea horses see you dabbing, and they are one step closer to taking over the world. \
Your parents tell you that sea horse can’t hurt you. BUT SEA HORSES ALSO WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! They are evil, and they are planning to take over the world. You can’t dabe, or else you will let the seahorses take over the world.
Don’t even dab once. It is helping them. If you see your friends dabbing, tell them not to dab. They are ignorant. If they say you are crazy, say they are crazy. BECAUSE THEY ARE. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND EVIL SEA HORSES!
I wish dabbing was never invented. but it was invented, so you have to stop it. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT DABBING MAKES EVIL SEA HORSES TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!